ROXAN

WHAT IS THIS THING???

ROXAN is a possibly fictional entity that may or may not have been abandoned by something referred to as YnVkc2ZvcmJ1ZGRpZXM=. Records are inconsistent and slightly corrupted.

Multiple incidents suggest repeated "accidents" leading to mechanical augmentation. Whether these events actually happened or are fabricated by YTHUDS is unknown.

DATA FRAGMENTS

Consumes large amounts of "SMARTIES" (UNKNOWN EFFECTS)
Formerly possessed abilities → REMOVED (REASON: ???)
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AUDIO LOGS

"STUPID DOG!!! OOGA BOOGA!!!"

"PEPSI IS UNDERRATED."

"OOH OOH GET MY HEAD ALL SOUR"